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I’m not sure if this warrants a post or not, but man flu and extreme tiredness can do strange things to one’s mind.

If you look over to your right, you will see a speldiforous blue banner containing a guy whose divorce papers just came through.

Said guy hasn’t really got divorced, that was a joke.

He’s actually really happy because he just watched a video that showed him how to make $233 a day by smashing all the rules.

He hasn’t really watched that video, but that’s not a joke, it’s an assumption.

He’s a stock photo man.

But I don’t think you are supposed to believe the guy has watched the video, or even knows what the internet is, he’s just filling a bit of space on the banner.

His eyes are far too blue and his teeth far too white.

He’s also far too happy, nobody can ever be genuinely that happy, and that’s coming from an 85% moderately happy guy.

But yes, it’s a banner advertising a make money online product, and since everyone has now developed a conscience (noun – the inner sense of what is right or wrong in one’s conduct or motives, impelling one toward right action) we’ve decided they are all pure evil, right?

Well not really, you can’t tar everyone with the same brush. I’m from Yorkshire but I have never once had sex with my cousin, please don’t tar us all with the same brush.

The banner to your right is advertising a product called “Instant Internet Lifestyle” by Lee “CRIPES!” McIntyre.

I can’t say as I’m overly keen on its name, but the product and the person behind it I can vouch for, and that’s why I’m promoting it.

Side-noteOther people vouch for it as well.

Lee is different to other “Marketers” because he actually is a Marketer – BOMBSHELL!!

Not only does he show other Marketers how its done, he works with businesses and individuals not in the IM world, he practices what he preaches.

He isn’t another “Marketer A” that runs a business purely by showing “Marketer B” how to “do stuff” in exchange for $x7, and then “Marketer B” returns the favour to “Marketer A” and they keep swapping money (usually contained the digit 7) between them and patting each other on the back until their hands are sore.

So yeah, that’s why I’m promoting it.

If you want to check it out, that’d be dandy – and try clicking on the stock photo man when you do click the banner, if you imagine it in your mind, he’ll make a noise when you click on him. If he makes no noise, your imagination is rubbish.

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11 Responses to “CRIPES!!”
  1. Dee says:

    Hi Dan
    Your posts always brighten my day. Guru has become a dirty word, so even though there are genuine people who would qualify for the status, they hate the name. Lee is one of those who fit the description. I am doing a series on the Good Guys and in the future, Lee will be one of them. I think people need to know who to trust, who the Good Guys are. Lets all fight for ethics and honesty.

  2. Lisa says:

    Dan, you are a FREAK!! You got me crackin up over here and it’s only 4 am!! Oh my gosh! What would Stewie say??

    So, did someone pose for that shot or is it a computer generated divorcee? How’d they do that and why in the world would Lee approve? He’s WAAAAYYYYY too happy!!

    On the other hand….awesome info from Lee so thanks for going there!

    Thanks for all your roflcoptorpmslw00tetc posts!! 🙂 You really brighten things up!


    • Dan says:

      The world needs more roflcoptorpmslw00tetc posts!!

      Unfortunately IM is such a dull boring subject it’s difficult to jazz it up, I often think of starting another blog where I just talk about “stuff”, but then someone submits a hosting support ticket and I get side tracked 🙁

  3. Danny Howard says:

    Top class Dan…

    Funny stuff, Yea Lee is without a doubt a nice guy and a great marketer.

    I’ve worked with Lee personally and he always puts his customers first.

    I was at that seminar lol

    Keep it coming Dan


  4. VERY entertaining Dan 🙂

    But hey – cousins arew still legal aren’t they??



  5. Sanya says:

    Wow, that was funny ! Nice Refresh Internet Post. Thank for this, you put smile on my face.


  6. Alex says:

    Funny,funny, yeah that’s good Post. It must be more humor in our text. Mark: 5 !


  7. Mandy Allen says:

    Oh yes, I agree with the other sentiments, this is funny and had me laughing out loud. It’s hard to know about the products behind banners on sites as often they are simply bits and pieces obtained from an unknown source (e.g. Clickbank) chosen purely for the commission rate, so it’s great to have a personal opinion on the product.

    Enjoy the journey.

  8. Dan says:

    Thanks for the last 3 comments, where on earth did you all come from??? 😀