CRIPES!!

I’m not sure if this warrants a post or not, but man flu and extreme tiredness can do strange things to one’s mind.

If you look over to your right, you will see a speldiforous blue banner containing a guy whose divorce papers just came through.

Said guy hasn’t really got divorced, that was a joke.

He’s actually really happy because he just watched a video that showed him how to make $233 a day by smashing all the rules.

He hasn’t really watched that video, but that’s not a joke, it’s an assumption.

He’s a stock photo man.

But I don’t think you are supposed to believe the guy has watched the video, or even knows what the internet is, he’s just filling a bit of space on the banner.

His eyes are far too blue and his teeth far too white.

He’s also far too happy, nobody can ever be genuinely that happy, and that’s coming from an 85% moderately happy guy.

But yes, it’s a banner advertising a make money online product, and since everyone has now developed a conscience (noun – the inner sense of what is right or wrong in one’s conduct or motives, impelling one toward right action) we’ve decided they are all pure evil, right?

Well not really, you can’t tar everyone with the same brush. I’m from Yorkshire but I have never once had sex with my cousin, please don’t tar us all with the same brush.

The banner to your right is advertising a product called “Instant Internet Lifestyle” by Lee “CRIPES!” McIntyre.

I can’t say as I’m overly keen on its name, but the product and the person behind it I can vouch for, and that’s why I’m promoting it.

Side-note – Other people vouch for it as well.

Lee is different to other “Marketers” because he actually is a Marketer – BOMBSHELL!!

Not only does he show other Marketers how its done, he works with businesses and individuals not in the IM world, he practices what he preaches.

He isn’t another “Marketer A” that runs a business purely by showing “Marketer B” how to “do stuff” in exchange for $x7, and then “Marketer B” returns the favour to “Marketer A” and they keep swapping money (usually contained the digit 7) between them and patting each other on the back until their hands are sore.

So yeah, that’s why I’m promoting it.

If you want to check it out, that’d be dandy – and try clicking on the stock photo man when you do click the banner, if you imagine it in your mind, he’ll make a noise when you click on him. If he makes no noise, your imagination is rubbish.